What do you call an antelope that refuses to try? A cantaloupe.

What do you call a bear with no ears? ‘B.’

How do you keep a rhino from charging? Take away its credit card.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Why did the pig cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

Why was the giraffe late? Because he was stuck in a giraffic jam.

Why don’t dogs have any money? No pockets.

What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and then crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser.

Elephant Jokes

Why can’t elephants dance? They have two left feet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your couch? Time to get a new couch.

Horse jokes

If I ever got a horse, I would name her grace, so it would sound cooler when I fell from her.