Here are some fun Thanksgiving-themed jokes and riddles your kids are bound to enjoy:

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

  • Just one, but you have to really push to squeeze him in there.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving?

  • “Quack, quack!”

What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims landing?

  • They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

What did the turkey say as he got ready for the Thanksgiving feast?

  • I imagine I’ll be stuffed by the end of the night.

What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?

  • A gobbleganger.