Here are some fun Thanksgiving-themed jokes and riddles your kids are bound to enjoy:
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
- Just one, but you have to really push to squeeze him in there.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving?
- “Quack, quack!”
What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims landing?
- They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
What did the turkey say as he got ready for the Thanksgiving feast?
- I imagine I’ll be stuffed by the end of the night.
What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
- A gobbleganger.
